Teddy Bears Against Pornography
			Campaigning to protect the Teddy Bear population from the effects of viewing animal acts committed by humans.
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Papa Bear reports from Finland: Our wholesome family gathering was interrupted when these girls removed their clothes. My panic-stricken cousin Willie on the shelf below is about to ring the emergency number.

A studious bear reports from Stockholm: I'm safe up here on the shelf. That woman sure has big feet.

Fritz Bear reports from Bavaria: I was innocently enjoying upright beardom, sitting respectably by the bed, when a woman entered my room.

Fritz continues: I was lured to slide into a world of depravity and forced to perform as a gigolo bear. Note the skin vandalism on the woman's leg. People who molest bears are often branded in this way.

			Lifestyle Hint: Make sure your Teddy Bear is turned to face the wall when he or she should not be watching.
			This page was last updated on Saturday 29th April, 2006.
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