Teddy Bears Against Pornography
			Campaigning to protect the Teddy Bear population from the effects of viewing animal acts committed by humans.
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Rupert Bear reports from Yorkshire: It's bedtime in England right now. Or at least that's what I thought.

Rupert continues: Queen Nefertiti would turn in her mummy case if she could see what I was forced to look at. We Teddy Bears were considered sacred in ancient Egypt. We demand restitution of these ancient rites.

Rupert concludes: Where I live in the North of England, they are obsessed with bottoms. Bears prefer the sweet smell of honey.

			Lifestyle Hint: Make sure your Teddy Bear gets a good night's sleep and is not woken up by strange noises or people yelling "Oh God".
			This page was last updated on Friday 17th November, 2006.
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