Teddy Bears Against Pornography
			Campaigning to protect the Teddy Bear population from the effects of viewing animal acts committed by humans.
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Green Alert: Our master is reading us a story. It's wonderful, nearly as good as Harry Potter. We are so happy.

Orange Alert: Here's trouble. A woman in brightly coloured clothing has caught the attention of our master.

Red Alert: Our master has been led astray. These humans are taking their clothes off. We will be forced to watch something quite unspeakable. He has forgotten to mark the place in our storybook.

			Lifestyle Hint: Protect your Teddy Bear from evil elements that might open the floodgates of doom. Beware of people carrying suitcases and people who don't queue properly.
			This page was last updated on Friday 17th November, 2006.
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